Jokes on Hold

No one tells time like the present

If you HAD to be there, then why weren't you!? ')

i had a affair.. but i came clean :)

how can i be talking to myself, if you can hear me? ')

She wouldnt give me the time of day, so i tried later ')

The funny bone is not actually a bone. . . How is that funny?

I think jesus has body self image issues. . .

If superstitous were normal, itd just be boring stitious.

'Trying not to think about it' seems at odds with its intention

I saw stacked collette at the copy machine.. was i seeing double?  Or was she colating?

Does chewy get granola bar royalties?

I left the internet on last night.. man that was expensive :)

Do opposable thumbs, argue?

The covid vaccines are divided.. together they're called 'SAR chasm' eh doc?

You either have crickets, or neon... except you get to choose neon. ')

You know whhhy this one cried all the way home???? Too long efffin out shopping ')